The New Boss

Name: William Rosh Chapple
Alias: Aakash (Nepali for Sky)
Status: neonate
Mission: eat; sleep is optional
Language(s): no hablo
Height: 22"
Weight: 9.3 lbs and gaining
Eye: blue at present; undetermined 
Hair: limited. color is questionable. Unusual balding near occipital region of the head.
Other: holds late night parties at his crib, consumes inordinate amounts of fresh milk er' day, mimics the call of a young pterodactyl or a cat in distress when feeling ravenous, finds amusement in releasing bodily fluids on mom, maintains ability to woo parents and all passerbys with impeccable gummy smiles (read: no teeth).